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Monday, 7 April 2014

Men and fake tan

Summer is coming, Winter is basically still here and well im still pale... what about you? 

Under 18's can't legally use sunbeds nor afford a trip to a exotic climate, so what do we do? FAKE TAN. 

Many people mock fake tan, but it can be so successful as long as you apply it correctly and follow the right steps. Male or female, fake tan is unisex. Us males want to look like we have also had a month long holiday in the maldives as well you know! If you are male and reading this dont be ashamed by fake tanning but be proud, you are just making yourself look 10x healthier (or orange-er, this wont happen if you read on).  

Guide to fake tanning- aimed at males. 

  • Consider the time of year... are you going to be going topless and getting your legs out? if YES then fake tan the whole body, if NO then just do your face, neck and arms. 
  • How hairy are you?- fake tan will apply over bodily hair but c'mon if its that much then why are you even fake tanning? you wont be able to see it.  (I suggest a trip to the waxing salon)
  • Beard or no beard...if you regularly shave make sure you shave the night before or a few hours before applying the fake tan, when you shave your pores open, open pores and fake tan = bad fake tan. 
STEPS 5,6,7,8.....
  1. Plan your tanning session in advance- leading up to your tan exfoliate in the shower or bath with a good scrubber and keep your skin moisturized
  2. Shave the night before or a few hours before (like said above).
  3. Make sure you buy the right tan and a good brand (if you are pale then use your common sense and go for a light/medium fake tan...don't buy dark as you know and i'm telling you, you will be orange (unless you are naturally dark). 
  4. Before applying the tan, apply moisturizer on your;  feet, knees, elbows and hands, this will cause it to darken in these places. 
  5. When applying the tan make sure you are in a suitable location- your best bet is the bathroom. 
  6. MAKE SURE YOU USE A MIT (not a plastic carrier bag, yes this is a true story of someones applying method) 
  7. Get a friend to do your back! How ever flexible you are, it still wont go over evenly on your back, so phone a friend. 
  8. Once the tan has been applied, 'Relax, take is eassssyyyyyyyy' (Mika reference) don't even wash your hands as you will just smudge the tan before it develops. Don't Sweat. Don't move. Don't do anything. DO you want it to be uneven......
  9. After a good 6 hours (depends on the brand but it is usually this time) take a shower but don't scrub, just rub your body in your shower gel, you could take a bath if you want to experience brown water? 
Following these steps will lead you to have a fabulous tan, if it doesn't then I don't take the blame, you obviously did it wrong. 

BTW: when applying don't worry if it doesn't look dark enough, it will develop and darken over time- don't keep putting more and more on. 

ST.MORIZ fake tan, what I use, good value and a great tan. 

Men and Foundation...

I dont know about you, but I like to spend a bit of time getting ready, I like to see that transformation from the shower and I like to look in the mirror and see good skin...however I cant do that with out a bit of artificial colouring in my life. 

Until recently I have had  awful skin with terrible acne but luckily (after trying every medicine in the books) it has started to clear up and I can finally work on those scars that like to leave their mark; thankfully I was blessed and the scars are not deep and not very noticeable, but still to me I would like them gone. Anyway getting back on track over the last few years when my skin has been bad I would feel mortified by the spots and do everything possible to cover them up; this is when I discovered foundation. 

To begin with I just borrowed (stole) my Mums but sooner or later I realised I needed something to match my skin type and tone..."How could I possible go to the shop and buy it without feeling judged"- I didn't I got my friends to do it, however now I will quite happily do it. When I first applied I just presume no one would notice, I was wrong, VERY wrong. 

"James have you got foundation on?" No, No No, don't be silly.

Over time I got better at applying it and started to admit it because I thought 'WHY can't I wear it, theres no label saying 'woman only'! 

If you are like me and need a foundation good for oily skin, then I recommend trying a tinted moisturizer designed to target the spots as well as cover. I personally use 'Witch- anti blemish tinted moisturizer' which is about £5 online and as well as that I use a basic cheap concealer to hide the bags and scars that are yet to disappear. 
Witch- anti blemish tinted moisturizer

Hi, Hello, Hey or Goodbye

Yo, 

So this is all new to me, but I plan on making regular posts to this blog, 'bare with', 'bare with' as one would say but I hope to make this exciting, fun and sassy.

I like to see myself as a regular teenage boy who enjoys sports, gaming and....I'll stop myself right there. 

I'm not your average teenager, firstly I am openly gay so if you are some alpha male who is looking for a blog on sport, gaming and girls I would just stop reading and exit the page. Im hoping to post content on this blog regarding fashion, lifestyle, opinions and just my general experiences of life. 

I like to refer to myself as 'Sassy' which was probably the best life decision I made at the start of 2014, since then my life has become fun, interesting and different. I do like to be serious but in my writing do expect the odd pun or joke and most of all don't take any offence. (for those who do not see it, this paragraph was a joke) 

If you are still reading this and think 'omg who is this person' then this page just isn't for you, but if you are still reading and thinking 'hmm this could be interesting' then welcome to my blog and I hope you enjoy it. 

Follow me on twitter @jamesajefferson for the 140 character limit posts as well as the updates to this blog. 

Heres to the 'start of something new' (High School Musical reference; get use to those) 
I know it all looks abit boring at the moment but give me time to be creative on it. 

Tah, James 

Oh heres a picture of me